MY PARKINSON’S DIARY
MY PARKINSON’S DIARY
TOP TEN SYNONYMS FOR FALLING
Friday, January 30, 2015
January 10, 2015
10.Just call me Tipsy.
9.Challenging the floor to a fight.
8.I'll bet you can't turn around quickly here.
7.Mr. Butt, meet Mr. Ground.
6.This is why we use our cane, Mr. Hanley.
5. Massaging the mudroom floor with your bum.
4.Shoveling snow off the porch steps.
3.Let's go to the Emergency Room!
2.A pain in the ass, literally.
1. Who moved the planet?
What’s that they say in hockey?
No harm, no foul?